An image from the “Beirut Chair Seduction” series. Boarding school students will resort to absurd entertainments when bored. One day my friends and I staged an entire sequence of chair porn shots. The chair with the two Pepsi bottles is a naked woman and the chair on the bed is a naked man. We photographed them meeting, having a drink, walking to his hotel, undressing, climbing into bed - depicted here - and having wild chair sex. We even concocted a back story. The man chair is missing a spoke. He wasn’t a flawless chick magnet. Like us, he was a hopeless, nerdy, virginal, lost cause. We should have spent more time with actual girls than chairs but then “art” like this would never have been created.